Me: Hey God. God: Hey John. Me: What should I say to somebody who is about to die? God: The exact same things you should say to everybody...

Long before there were any stars When the great empty void was packed full of a hundred-thousand other even emptier voids There was a...

“Why haven’t you quit yet?” My Depression asked me as I sat fully clothed in my empty bathtub. I didn’t answer. Instead, I just stared at...